A
You like to sensationalise
                   D
Tell lies cause it makes for a better
E
story
 A
If you're not found on the ground
                       D
With a needle in your arm
               E
Then you're boring
  A
Oh it's so bizarre
                      D       E
The way that things are these days
  A
Oh it's so bizarre
                D
Is anybody normal these days?
E               A       D       E
What's normal?
                 A
I bet they never had a paper round
                      D             E
You can tell that none of their friends are sound
 A                            D
Thats two nil to me, that's two nil to
E
me
                   A
They never have a laugh

Sour faced, straight laced
   D                 E
You name it they probably haven't done it
 A                            D       E
They've definitely never done it
  A
Oh it's so bizarre
                     D        E
The way that things are these days
             A
That the dull and reserved
               D             E
Have to make up these crazy ways
                 A
In which they live out their lives of lies
           D                  E
Are you sure? Do you swear down?
          A
Are you sure? Do you swear down?
          D                E
Are you sure? Do you swear down?

A                 D          E

 A
Oh it's so bizarre
                     D            E
The way that things are these days
             A
That the dull and reserved
       D                 E
Make up these crazy ways
                 A
In which they live out their lives of lies
           D                  E
Are you sure? Do you swear down?
          A
Are you sure? Do you swear down?
          D                E
Do you swear down? Do you swear down?