Ain't much happy in this house
But she knows where to find it
She don't like what's in the mirror
But sure loves what's behind it
It's eleven am (eleven am)
And she gets dressed up (gets dressed up)
The house is clean
So she gets messed up

It's blue and round and makes life lovely
Wash it down with a little bit of bubbly
The doctor says: The two can't mix
She says: There's nothing, that the two can't fix
Ain't like she does crack cocaine
It's just Xanax and Champagne

A little sad, a little bored
Pop a pill, pop a cork

He had money and big blue eyes
And somewhere she got lost in 'em
Every other woman wants to wear her shoes
But they wouldn't want to walk in 'em
Yeah, she's livin' the life (livin' the life)
But slowly dyin' (slowly dyin')
There's only one way to laugh (he-ey)
Instead of cryin'

It's blue and round and makes life lovely
Wash it down with a little bit of bubbly
The doctor says: The two can't mix
She says: There's nothing, that the two can't fix
Ain't like she does crack cocaine
It's just Xanax and Champagne

A little sad, a little bored
Pop a pill, pop a cork
(Yeah, oh, whoa)

And it's a party for a while
Pair of shades and a smile
A little lunch at the club
A little drink, a little drug

It's blue and round and makes life lovely
Wash it down with a little bit of bubbly
The doctor says: The two can't mix
She says: There's nothing, that the two can't fix
It ain't like she does crack cocaine
It's just Xanax and Champagne

A little sad, a little bored
Pop a pill, pop a cork

Hey, yeah, yeah