C                           G
He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar
        Dm               F
And he lays a patch on the tar
          C                          G
He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar 
          Dm               F
And he lays a patch on the tar
          C                       G
And he pops a wheelie on his mini-bike 
         Dm                      F
And he burns rubber and he peels out
       C                            G
He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar
        Dm                 F
And he lays a patch on the tar
         C                   G
And he clips the ball from Havlicek
        Dm                  F
And Havlicek is used and abused
         C                             G
He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar
         Dm              F
And he lays a patch on the tar
    C                      G
He decides to ditch and he ditches
        Dm                       F
And nobody knows where he ditched
          C                      G
He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar
         Dm            F
And he lays a patch on the tar

Outro/Bridge:
It's a wicked little guy
Wicked pissa little guy
Wicked scorcher little critta
He's a wicked little guy

Wicked little critta!

He's a dink
Way to go
I like him
I got problems