G#m                         D#m                  C#m
I woke up this morning, excited, my wife told me great news,
                  C#m                     B        D#
she told me she's pregnant, with our baby boy.
      G#m                          D#m                C#m
I was screaming, and laughing, and jumping, so happy, excited,
                  C#m       F#                 B        D#
I was crying with laughter, I was crying with joy.
     G#m                           D#m                C#m
But, then I stepped back and said "Honey we ain't had sex yet,
               C#m                    B        D#
so how are you pregnant?" I'm really confused.
     G#m                       D#m                   C#m
And then, she said God got her pregnant without even banging,
                 C#m          F#                       B        D#
and our son will grow up, and he'll be the king of the Jews. (Oh)

[Chorus]

  G#m                       D#m                   C#m
If my wife's a virgin, then how in the hell is she pregnant?
       C#m                                        B        D#
I just dont understand it. This just doesn't make sense.
  G#m                       D#m                   C#m
If my wife's a virgin, then how in the hell is she pregnant?
                  C#m        F#                B        D#
How did we make a baby? (without even using my dick)

[Verse 2]

    G#m                    D#m                  C#m
And then, I said "Honey, I honestly just don't believe this.
               C#m                               B        D#
How can I just believe this? Are you out of your mind?"
    G#m                      D#m                  C#m
And then, she said "Come take a look up inside my vagina."
                  C#m        F#                 B        D#
And when I looked inside it, well her hymen was fine! (Oh)

[Verse 3]

    G#m                           D#m                 C#m
And now, there's men crossing the desert on camel and horseback,
                   C#m                                B        D#
and some guy named Shadrack, and they're bringing her gifts.
    G#m                   D#m                       C#m
So now I'm just trying to figure out which ones the daddy,
                       C#m                F#               B        D#
cause they all look so happy, and I'm the one sitting here pissed! (Oh)

[Chorus]

  G#m                       D#m                   C#m
If my wife's a virgin, then how in the hell is she pregnant?
       C#m                                        B        D#
I just dont understand it. This just doesn't make sense.
  G#m                       D#m                   C#m
If my wife's a virgin, then how in the hell is she pregnant?
                  C#m        F#                B        D#
How did we make a baby? (without even using my dick)

[Outro]

B                            G#m
You're my little baby boy. I don't know who your daddy is,
E                                  B
but I'm still gonna take you as my own.
B                                   G#m
I'll sing you lots of lullabies and hold you everytime you cry,
E                             B
help your pretty mama build a home.
B     G#m        E  B
Oooooooooooooooooo, ain't that love!
B     G#m        E             B
Oooooooooooooooooo, ain't that love!