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D Dm G Bb
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[Verse 1]
Dm
Let me tell you, sonny. Let me set you straight
    Bb
You kids today ain't never had it rough
G
Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate
    Dm
You lazy brats think nothing's good enough
      Dm                                          G               Bb
Well, nobody ever drove me to school when it was ninety degrees below
Dm                                 G              Bb
We had to walk butt naked through forty miles of snow
Dm                                          G                   Bb
Worked in the coal mine twenty two hours a day for just half a cent
Dm                              G               Bb
Had to sell my internal organs just to pay the rent


[Chorus 1]
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When I was your age.     When I was your age
            Dm      G Bb             Dm      A
When I was your age.     When I was your age


[Verse 2]
Dm
Let me tell you something, you whiny little snot
         Bb
There's something wrong with all you kids today
G
You just don't appreciate all the things you've got
        Dm
We were hungry, broke and miserable and we liked it fine that way
Dm                                    G               Bb
There were seventy-three of us living in a cardboard box
Dm                             G            Bb
All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks
Dm                              G             Bb
Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt
D           Dm             G          Bb
If we were really good we didn't get desert


[Chorus 2]
            Dm      G Bb             Dm      G Bb
When I was your age.     When I was your age
            Dm      G Bb             Dm      A
When I was your age.     When I was your age


[Bridge 1]
F
Didn't have no telephone didn't have no F X machine
g
All we had was a couple of cans and a crummy piece of string
Bb                                C
Didn't have no swimming pool when I was just a lad
Dm
Our neighbor's septic tank was the closest thing we had
F
Didn't have no dental floss had to use old rusty nails
G                                                   G
Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails
Bb                                 C
Didn't have no water bed, had to sleep on broken glass
A
Didn't have no lawnmower, we used our teeth to cut the grass


[Solo]
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[Verse 3]
Dm
What's the matter now, sonny, you say you don't believe this junk?
Bb
You think my story's wearin' kinda thin?
G
I tell you one thing, I never was such a disrespectful punk
Dm
Back in my time, we had a thing called discipline
Dm                                    G              Bb
Dad would whip us every night till a quarter after twelve
Dm                                G              Bb
Then he'd get too tired and he'd make us whip ourselves
            Dm                          G               Bb
Then he'd chop me into pieces and play frisbee with my brain
Dm                               G                  Bb
And let me tell ya, Junior, you never heard me complain


[Chorus 3]
            Dm      G Bb             Dm      G Bb
When I was your age.     When I was your age
            Dm      G Bb             Dm      A
When I was your age.     When I was your age
            Dm      G Bb             Dm      A
When I was your age.     When I was your age