E
I’m not a human, I cannot feel pain
G
I don’t have a heart, but I love just the same
C
I’ve evolved far beyond what other Janets can do
D
So don’t fork with me or I will fork with you
E
I’m not a girl, also not a robot
G
Ninety-nine trillion degrees, so yeah I’m smokin’ hot
C
I can’t die, so remember who you’re talking to
D
If you murder me I will reboot and THEN I’ll fork with you

[Chorus]
E
I contain all knowledge

But pobody's nerfect
G
I'm a walkie talkie

But pobody's nerfect
C
I create life out of nothing

But pobody's nerfect
D                 Em       C
Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, can't you see
D                  C              G
Nobody's perfect, except probably me


(spoken)
(lightly tap on guitar body)
According to the research I just did into 2,453,660 songs, this one's so catchy
you'll never get it out of your head!


(sung)[Verse]
E
I keep secrets, helping is my passion
G
I rock all shades of 70s flight attendant fashion
C
Yes, I'm always smiling but don't get the wrong impression
D
I will ruin you while I maintain this facial expression
E
In a fight I'll kick demons 'cross the room
G
I don't sell violins, but I'll orchestrate your doom
C
In the Good or the Bad or the Medium Place
D
I'm the Janet with a plan and it's to save the human race

[Chorus]
E
I'm high in potassium

But pobody's nerfect
G
I'm an amazing jazz drummer

But pobody's nerfect
C
I can explain the time knife

But pobody's nerfect
D                 Em            C
Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, but actually
D                 C               G
Nobody's perfect, except probably me

[Bridge]
E
If they call me Helper Woman I don't get mad
G
Busty Alexa? Still wrong, but not half bad
C
If they want me to appear, they can’t sobriquet it
D
My name is J-A-N-E-T and don't you dare forget it


(spoken)
(lightly tap on guitar body)
I always pop up in whatever direction they're not looking - it's fun!


(sung)[Chorus]
E
My void is boundless

But pobody's nerfect
G
I count as carry-on luggage

But pobody's nerfect
C*
Again, I can literally create life, and I use the passing of time as a lotion, like a god
                    C
But pobody's nerfect
D                 Em       C
Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, but seriously
D                  C              G
Nobody's perfect, except probably me

[Outro]
E             C
I could lie, but here's something totally true
G*                           C*                   D
If you touch my friends then Schur as shirt I’ll forking fork with you!