| D | Dmaj7 | G | G |
| D | Dmaj7 | G | G |
| D | Dmaj7 | G | G |
| D | Dmaj7 | G | G |
[Verse]
D Dmaj7 G
If there was s drug that'd do me no harm
D Dmaj7 G
I'd stick it in a needle and I'd feed it into my arm
D Dmaj7 G
But I'm old enough to know, old enough to know, no no
D Dmaj7 G
Yeah I'm old enough to know, old enough to know, no no
D Dmaj7 G
I can reflect on the day's when respect had nothing to do with behaviour
D Dmaj7 G
And I can recall a day when we'd all laugh in the face of our failure
D Dmaj7 G
Yeah, I'm old enough to know, old enough to know, no
D Dmaj7 G
Yeah, old enough to know, old enough to know, no no
[Chorus]
Am G D
And guess who just threw up when we learned that he grew up, yeah
Am G
And guess what he learned when his fingers got burned
Am G
That we'd all sing the absurd
[Instrumental]
| D | Dmaj7 | G | G |
| D | Dmaj7 | G | G |
[Chorus]
Am G
And guess what I heard when a mass of heads turned
Am G D
That we'd all sing the absurd
Am G D
Yeah, we'd all sing the absurd
Am G D Dmaj7
Yeah, we'd all sing the absurd
[Otro]
G
Sing the absurd
D Dmaj7
Sing the absurd
G Am G D
Sing the absurd