C                        F              C
If I was a liberal, I'd find a way somehow
    C                                 G
To make man think he created God and not the other way around
     F
And what you see on TV will seem like the gospel truth
    G               C
And I'd make right look so wrong, I'd make wrong look so cool
     F            G              F
Hey, anything to keep you on my level
            C
If I was a liberal


[Verse 2]
    C                   F                        C
And if I was a liberal, everyone would just see color
 C                              G
And I'd take all religions and turn them against each other
     F
I'd sit back and I'd love it, I'd watch you fuel the hate
     G                 C
I'd light fires on the evening news and let you fan the flames
     F            G               F
Hey, anything to keep you out of heaven
            C
If I was a liberal


[Chorus]
     F                G              Am
And I'd just keep on doing what I'm doing
 F              G              Am
What I'm doing sure is working out
    F               G                 Am
And if you don't believe me, I could prove it
 F                                 G
Hey, all you need to do is look around
      Am                G                    F
Yeah, I'd be thinking things just can't get better
F           C
If I was a liberal


[Chorus]
     F                G              Am
And I'd just keep on doing what I'm doing
 F              G              Am
What I'm doing sure is working out
    F               G                 Am
And if you don't believe me, I could prove it
 F                                 G
Hey, all you need to do is look around
      Am                G                    F
Yeah, I'd be thinking things just can't get better
F           C
If I was a liberal


[Verse 3]
C                         F               C
If I was a liberal, when all is said and done
 C                                G
I'd be the coward that I am, and I'd tuck my tail and run
 F
I'd hide out in the darkness I'm destined to regret
       C           G                             C
'Cause if I was Pelosi, hell, I'd be scared to death