I thought I was good
But then I found out
That I was no good
To scream and too shout

'Cos unless I’m very careful
My tie gets in the sauce
It can be very embarrassing

I thought I was good
But then I found out
That I was no good
To scream and too shout
When I was young
I used to run
Down the street
'Cos I was searching for sweets

I’m always seeing adverts
Where boys just talk in lines
And sayin’ how much they like Heinz beans
And eat them all the time

Well that’s not very clever
I’m not all that impressed
'Cos everybody like Heinz beans
'Cos Heinz beans are the best