Em   G    D     C

          Em          G
If I were you (and I wish that I were you)
D                        C
All the things I'd do to make myself turn blue
     Em                   G
I suppose I'd start by removing all my clothes,
D                   C            
tie my pantyhose around my neck

[Chorus]
              G          Cadd9    D          G     Cadd9
I'll be that girl - and you would be right over
D     G            Cadd9     D      G       Cadd9  
If I were a field, you would be in clover
D    G             Cadd9      D     G      Cadd9   
If I were the sun, you would be in shadow
    D     G         Cadd9      D    Em
And if I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow

[Verse]
                 G
If you will not have me as myself,
    D
perhaps as someone else
    C                             Em
Perhaps as you I'll be worth noticing
            G
Then even a eunuch won't resist
     D                    C
The magic of a kiss from such as me

[Chorus]
             G          Cadd9     D          G     Cadd9  
I'll be that girl - and you would be right over
D     G            Cadd9     D      G       Cadd9  
If I were a field, you would be in clover
D    G             Cadd9      D     G      Cadd9 
If I were the sun, you would be in shadow
    D     G         Cadd9      D      G
And if I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow


            Cadd9
It's time to kick off your shoes,
  D                  G
learn how to choose sadness
             Cadd9
It's time to throw off those chains,
D
addle our brains
     G
with madness
                 Cadd9
'Cause we've got plenty of time
    D
to grow old and die
     C                   
But when at last your beauty's faded,
            D                     Em
you'll be glad that I have waited for you

[Instrumental]
G D C

            Em
When you're done
            G
with being beautiful and young
D                              C
When that course is run, then come to me

[Chorus]
             G          Cadd9    D          G     Cadd9  
I'll be that girl - and you would be right over
D     G            Cadd9     D      G       Cadd9  
If I were a field, you would be in clover
D    G             Cadd9      D     G      Cadd9   
If I were the sun, you would be in shadow
    D     G         Cadd9      D    G
And if I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow

Cadd9      D    G
There'd be no tomorrow
Cadd9      D    G
There'd be no tomorrow
Cadd9      D    G
There'd be no tomorrow
Cadd9      D    G
There'd be no tomorrow