C
Pucker up you pig
Kiss me like I hear they kiss
       Ab
On oil rigs (You know the drill)
C
Let's get third world
Me boy with one boom boom stick
          Ab
And you girl (If you open your mind)



Verse (0:17)

C
Put me down 
        Ab
Draw blood
               Fm
Like Mel Gibson taught you how
           Ab
To make love
C                     Ab
Let the kitty be unleashed
                 Fm             Ab
Drop me like an injured wildebeest (Clean up in aisle sexy)



Bridge (0:33)

C Ab Fm Ab
          Clean up in aisle sexy
C Ab Fm Ab
          Clean up in aisle sexy



Chorus (0:48)

C                     Ab
Shaka laka locked and loaded
                              Fm
Locked and loaded, locked and loaded
                      Ab
Shaka laka locked and loaded
Locked and loaded, locked and loaded

C                     Ab
Shaka laka locked and loaded
                              Fm
Locked and loaded, locked and loaded
                      Ab
Shaka laka locked and loaded (Clean up in aisle sexy)



Verse (1:03)

C
Pirate hunt, viking grasp
Positions learning pole pots
      Ab
Yoga class (War crime sex)
C
Smell the friction, like fine wine
Oakland Raiders locker-room
      Ab
Sixty nine



Verse (1:18)

C
Getting lucky
           Ab
Then it hurts
                    C
Like a Wednesday's child at
          Ab
Joan Crawford's
C
Missing link
    Ab
Hardcore
                     Fm
Romance they don't even have
          C
Words for (Shane Crone got a space-whip)



Bridge (1:33)

C Ab Fm Ab
          Clean up in aisle sexy
C Ab Fm Ab
          Clean up in aisle sexy

C Ab Fm Ab
          Clean up in aisle sexy
C Ab Fm Ab
          Clean up in aisle sexy



Chorus (2:04)

C                     Ab
Shaka laka locked and loaded
                              Fm
Locked and loaded, locked and loaded
                      Ab
Shaka laka locked and loaded
Locked and loaded, locked and loaded

C                     Ab
Shaka laka locked and loaded
                              Fm
Locked and loaded, locked and loaded
                      Ab
Shaka laka locked and loaded (Clean up in aisle sexy)



Outro (2:19)

C                   Ab
Gestapo no macht schnell
                          Fm
Treat me like there's no hell
                   Ab
Gestapo no macht schnell (Clean up in aisle sexy)

C                   Ab
Gestapo no macht schnell
                          Fm
Treat me like there's no hell
                   Ab
Gestapo no macht schnell (Clean up in aisle sexy)



Outro (2:35)

C                   Ab
Gestapo no macht schnell
                          Fm
Treat me like there's no hell
                   Ab
Gestapo no macht schnell (Clean up in aisle sexy)

C                   Ab
Gestapo no macht schnell
                          Fm
Treat me like there's no hell
                   Ab                            C
Gestapo no macht schnell (Clean up in aisle sexy)