E|----------------------|
B|----------------------|
G|----------------------|
D|-5---3-5---3-5---1-3--|
A|-5---3-5---3-5---1-3--|
E|-3---1-3---1-3---1-3--|

"Cause life is a game that no one wins but you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin'"

E|----------------------|
B|----------------------|
G|----------------------|
D|-5---3-5---3-5---1-3--|
A|-5---3-5---3-5---1-3--|
E|-3---1-3---1-3---1-3--|

"So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit. No take that towel and hang yourself with it"

E|----------------------|
B|----------------------|
G|----------------------|
D|-5---3-5---3-5---1-3--|
A|-5---3-5---3-5---1-3--|
E|-3---1-3---1-3---1-3--|

"Life's short and hard like a body-building elf so save the planet and kill yourself "

E|----------------|
B|----------------|
G|----------------|
D|-5--5--5--5--5--|
A|-5--5--5--5--5--|
E|-3--3--3--3--3--|