B    D#5    B*    Bb*   A*
E|-x-----x-----x-----x-----x-----|
B|-x-----x-----9-----9-----9-----|
G|-4-----8-----8-----7-----6-----|
D|-4-----8-----9-----8-----7-----|
A|-2-----6-----x-----x-----x-----|
E|-x-----x-----7-----6-----5-----|



[Verse]
B             D#5             B      D#5
I guess now I know for the next time
          B               D#5                       B    D#5
If there's plastic in my belly I'll sleep sitting up
        B                     D#5                    B   D#5
We take your car but you make me drive all the way home
           B                D#5                          B    D#5
Picking out names for the kids, that I like and you don't

[Chorus]
                 B
I'll do what you said
                          D#5
Be friends with all your friends
                   B
Cut off my chicken head and
          D#5
Sew it on again
         B                        D#5                   B    D#5
But this Valentine's Day I'm not getting anything for you
     B                       D#5                     B     D#5
This Valentine's Day I'm not getting anything for you

[Verse]
B        D#5                  B        D#5
18 years and now you're the smart one
        B                 D#5                                     B     D#5
Building rockets in your basement that you can't fit through the door
         B                     D#5                        B    D#5
You say, "one day you're gonna blast right through the roof"
             B                D#5                                  B    D#5
But you'll be spelling out her name before you're halfway to the moon

[Chorus]
                 B
I'll do what you said
                         D#5
Be friends with all your friends
                   B
Cut off my chicken head and
          D#5
Sew it on again
                 B
Tell them how we met oh
            D#5
How could I forget
                   B
Cut off my chicken head and
          D#5
Sew it on again

[Outro]
         B                       D#5                    B    D#5
But this Valentine's Day I'm not getting anything for you
     B                       D#5                   B   D#5  B
This Valentine's Day I'm not getting anything for you...
     B*                      Bb*                    A*
This Valentine's Day I'm not getting anything for you
N.C.
Alright, I fucked up at the end, but