C                                      G
She was skinny when I met her, used to buy her lingerie, now I wish she'd wear a sweater
    D                                 G
And all I do is work all day so I can get her more food
          C                                               G
Well, she eats me outta house and home, I used to like to love her now I leave her alone
            D                              C             G
She's up to 300 pounds, or better, she was skinny when I met her

          C
She likes chocolate cake, she likes T-bone steak
        G
Now the bathroom scale is about to break
            D
She used to be petite - now she can't see her feet
    G
And all she does is lay around the house and eat

[Chorus]
        C                                      G
She was skinny when I met her, used to buy her lingerie, now I wish she'd wear a sweater
    D                                 G
And all I do is work all day so I can get her more food
          C                                               G
Well, she eats me outta house and home, I used to like to love her now I leave her alone
            D                              C             G
She's up to 300 pounds, or better, she was skinny when I met her

[Solo]
C C G G D D G G C C G G D D C G

          C
She likes barbeque, she likes a roast beef stew
        G
And she keeps on getting bigger, Lord, but what can I do?
            D
She used to be really hot, I used to love her a lot
             G
But now with three inches of hair and four inches of fat, well, I run outta what I got

[Chorus]
              C                                      G
Yeah, she was skinny when I met her, used to buy her lingerie, now I wish she'd wear a sweater
    D                                 G
And all I do is work all day so I can get her more food
          C                                               G
Well, she eats me outta house and home, I used to like to love her now I leave her alone
            D                              C             G
She's up to 300 pounds, or better, she was skinny when I met her -----