Intro chords: Am   G   F   C
              Am   G   C

Am        G       F      C
How do you show someone you love
Am       G      C
That they are the one?
Am    G        F       C
So many ways to express love
Am          G          F
It's hard to choose just one - how you gonna do it?

     C              F          G              Am            
Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug   
     C       F                       G7            C                                     
Some lesbians like eating each others shit out of a cup
     C            F              G             Am
Some people say I love you, some even shout it out
     C                 F            G7             C
Some people puke semi-digested shit into each others mouths

Am       G      F           C
Sometimes making love is not enough
    Am     G       C
You have to step it up
   Am  G     F      C
And urinating on her face
   Am    G      F
is not enough to say - I love you

     C              F          G              Am            
Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug   
     C      F                        G7            C                                     
Some lesbians like eating each others shit out of a cup
     C            F              G             Am
Some people say I love you, some even shout it out
     C                 F             G7             C
Some people puke semi-digested shit into each others mouths

C                                C7
She's covered in vomit and human feces

That's how I know that she needs me
She's covered in vomit and human feces
That's how I know that she needs me
She's covered in vomit and human feces
That's how I know that she needs me

F                         G7                    C
Shit in my mouth and I'll puke it all over your face