You're a good catholic man
Perfect smile, a four point o
I'm over here acting nice and sweet
Don't look at me she's over there

All your friends keep saying ask her
Then you obsess over every move I make
Drown me in attention from the dugout

You act like women get on their knees for You
Well your ego's got another thing coming
Babe you're pitching to strike players out
To get a close up of my portfolio

Your impulse control is telling you to have me bedded immediately
Knowing you can't have me
While your folks want a woman
With innocence and naivety

Naa naa
I won't be switching positions to please you
She knows you're watching me
You went public and she can't look away
Meanwhile you've had women want you
Until the blindfolds come off

You're mystified by women who are domineering
And expect them to submit to your world
Which is an illusion in your mind

You act like women get on their knees for You
Well your ego's got another thing coming
Babe you're pitching to strike players out
To get a close up of my portfolio

Your impulse control is telling you to have me bedded immediately
Knowing you can't have me
While your folks want a woman
With innocence and naivety