2 foot long and your neck keeps growing
10 foot tall, 'round your head it's snowing
25 grand and you work 3 hours
15 girls through a hole in your trousers

Bigger, better, faster, more
You're much more cooler than you were before
Bigger, better, cooler than me
You've slayed 10 dragons before you've had your tea

For so long
For so long I've been asking you please
Please Moronica stay
For so long
For so long I've been telling you please
Please Moronica haze
For so long
For so long you've listened to me

You're much more attractive than Kathy Pitkin
You've had more spinsters than Rumplestiltskin
You think you're cooler than all the Roses
Sniffin' Ajax up both your noses

How could you forget your faith
How could you forget your faith
I've been telling you so long
Please don't go
In my face
This will be the place

You've got more halos than Simon Templar
You've said more Betty's than Frankie Spencer
Your gun is bigger than Captain Scarlet's
Your face is covered in cheap mascara
2 foot long and your neck keep growing
10 foot tall, 'round your head it's snowing
25 grand and you work 3 hours