We never have sex anymore
We never roll around on the floor
Like we did so long ago
And you never yell at me anymore
You never want to even the score
Like you did so long ago
But you're still with me
So I guess I'm not complaining
And you always leave my dinner on the stove

Baby, please!
If you won't love me, will you hate me?
If you won't violate me
Will you just at least aggravate me?
Baby, please!
(We never have sex anymore!)
It feels like war under the covers
One way or the other is what I say

We never have sex anymore
We never make love to (our song)
Like we did so long ago
We never have emotional strife
You never even threaten my life
Like you did so long ago
But you're still with me
So I guess I'm not complaining
And you let me drive your car
When you're not home

Baby, please!
If you won't love me, will you hate me?
If you won't violate me
Will you at least just aggravate me?
Baby, please! (We never have sex anymore!)
It feels like war under the covers
One way or the other is what I say

We use to do it constantly
We use to have a ball
We use to do it everywhere
Now we never do it at all

Baby, please!
If you, won't love me, will you hate me?
If you won't violate me
Will you at least just aggravate me?
Baby, please! (We never have sex anymore!)
It feels like war under the covers
One way or the other is what I say

We never have sex anymore
We never have sex anymore
We never have sex anymore
We never have sex anymore