D
(with hammers and pulls from/to Dsus2 and Dsus4)

           D                             G
You're the keeper of my soul, you're the owner of my heart
A                                             Dsus2
I don't think a day will come we'll ever be apart
    G             A                D
And I will always love you like no other
   G                 A                  D
As long as you don't turn out like your mother

(laughter) ... Honey
Play random D chords

        G                  A
Well, I guess since you're leavin'
        D                G
I'm not getting any this evening