You can eat my drugs if you want to
You can eat my drugs if you say please
You can eat my drugs if you wanna
Better eat my drugs on your knees

You can drink my beer if you ask me
You can drink my beer if you beg
You can drink my beer if you want to
You can drink my beer till you're dead and bloated

I'm the mothership of alcohol
Floating in the sea of the forgotten
Don't remember writing on the wall

Johnny's gonna drink it it's all gone
And he's gonna drink his liver dry
Don't forget to eat your fucking wontons
Or we'll spank you till your liver start to cry

You can be my friend if you want to
You can be a friend, a friend of mine
You can be my friend, be my friend now
If you'll be my friend I'll bee fine

You can be as small as boiled peanuts
You can be as large as lemon trees
You can be less harmful than you are now
You can be more killer than a killer bee

I'm the mothership of alcohol
Floating in the sea of the forgotten
Don't remember writing on the wall