G   G/B   Cadd9   G   G/F#    Em7    A7    Cadd9 


[Verse]
        G             G/B           Cadd9           G
Well, I bet you never guessed, When you came to the show
    G/F#   Em7      A7                   Cadd9       D   Dsus4
You'd be getting on the bus with me, And doing some blow
     G            G/B           Cadd9       G
Your mama's in the parking lot, Looking for you
     G/F#  Em7              A7           Cadd9        G
She's gonna find you when I'm done, All covered with goo


Em7   A7               Em7         A7
   Ooh, mama's little girl got all sticky


G            G/B      Cadd9        G  
Hair on your nipples, Zits on your box
  G/F#  Em7 A     Cadd9               D  Dsus4
In Oklahoma city, You're considered a fox
G                 G/B           Cadd9       G
What did you have to do, For that backstage pass
 G/F#  Em7         A              Cadd9          G
'Cause I found a Poison laminate, Inside of your ass

Fill at the end of verse:
E|-2-3/5-3-2---|
B|-3~~~------3-|
G|-2~~~--------|
D|-0~~~--------|
A|-------------|
E|-------------|


[Chorus]
   Cadd9        G/B      Cadd9             D   Dsus4
So come on pretty baby, Suck my balls all night
   Cadd9        G/B        Cadd9           D    Dsus2
The driver says we're leaving, Come morning light
Cadd9       G/B      Cadd9       D    Dsus4
Spit out that retainer, And do me right, oooh
E|----------------------------|
B|---------------------8------|
G|-----0-------0-------0------|
D|---2---2---4---4-5-7-9------|
A|-3-------5-------7-9-10-----|
E|----------------------------|
Come on pretty baby, Suck my balls all night 

G   G/B   CAdd9   G   G/F#   Em7   A7   Cadd9 


[Verse]
        G             G/B             Cadd9            G
I wanna thank you for the loving, That you spread over me
G/F#  Em7       A7               Cadd9 D   Dsus4
I'll be singing about you, On the next CD
     G            G/B           Cadd9       G
And you won't have to wonder, If you caught VD
G/F#   Em7             A7            Cadd9        G
You'll be screaming my name, When you sit down to pee


Em7   A7               Em7          A7
 Ooh, Michael Starr you motherfucker, Whoa, whoa


[Chorus]
   Cadd9        G/B      Cadd9             D   Dsus4
So come on pretty baby, Suck my balls all night
   Cadd9        G/B        Cadd9           D    Dsus2
I'm hopped on Cialis, And you're high as a kite
Cadd9        G/B          Cadd9              D      Dsus4
I know it tastes infected, But I think it's alright
E|----------------------------|
B|---------------------8------|
G|-----0-------0-------0------|
D|---2---2---4---4-5-7-9------|
A|-3-------5-------7-9-10-----|
E|----------------------------|
Oooh, come on pretty baby, Suck my balls all night


Middle 8
G7             C                Cm                     Bm
All around the world, There's a hundred billion stupid girls 
          E
just like you
     A/G                 D
Just begging for nuts to chew


[Solo]
   Cadd9   G/B   Cadd9   D   Dsus4 x3
E|----------------------------|
B|---------------------8------|
G|-----0-------0-------0------|
D|---2---2---4---4-5-7-9------|
A|-3-------5-------7-9-10-----|
E|----------------------------|

NO CHORDS AD  PA YED FOR THE FOLLOWING G  O

So come on pretty baby, Suck my balls all night
Your daddy's looking for me, And he's ready to fight
The driver says we're leaving, Come morning light
Oooh, come on pretty baby, Suck my balls all night


[Chorus]
   Cadd9        G/B      Cadd9             D   Dsus4
So come on pretty baby, Suck my balls all night
   Cadd9        G/B        Cadd9           D    Dsus2
I'm hopped on Cialis, And you're high as a kite
Cadd9        G/B          Cadd9              D      Dsus4
I know it tastes infected, But I think it's alright
E|----------------------------|
B|---------------------8------|
G|-----0-------0-------0------|
D|---2---2---4---4-5-7-9------|
A|-3-------5-------7-9-10-----|
E|----------------------------|
Oooh, come on pretty baby, Suck my balls all night


   Cadd9        G/B      Cadd9             D   Dsus4
So come on pretty baby, Suck my balls all night
   Cadd9        G/B        Cadd9           D    Dsus2
The driver says we're leaving, Come morning light
Cadd9       G/B      Cadd9       D    Dsus4
Spit out that retainer, And do me right, oooh
E|----------------------------|
B|---------------------8------|
G|-----0-------0-------0------|
D|---2---2---4---4-5-7-9------|
A|-3-------5-------7-9-10-----|
E|----------------------------|
Come on pretty baby, Suck my balls all night 

E|---------------------3------|
B|---------------------3------|
G|-----0-------0-------0------|
D|---2---2---4---4-5-7-0------|
A|-3-------5-------7-9-2------|
E|---------------------3------|
So come on pretty baby suck my balls all night