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[Verse 1]
    Am
Oh, baby, you were such a tease,
F                              C        C
only get down on your knees to pray, to pray.
    Am
And something in your Bible says
F                              G      G
not to let me share your bed today, today.
    C     G            Am            Em
Oh, now I see that you turned out to be
    F   G      C        C        C        C
too Jesusy for me.

[Verse 2]
    Am
Our life was filled with sexy and kink,
F                                  C         C
cigarettes and weed, and drink and beer, and beer.
         Am
Now it's Bible verse and Bible class
    F                               G        G
and Bible shove it up your arse, my dear, my dear.
       C       G       Am          Em
'Cause you and me plus Jesus makes three,
           F   G      C        C
that's too Jesusy for me.

[Bridge]
G             G              F              C
You and I are through, can I please get an Amen?
       G                G            F             G            G
'Cause I got bored with you when you got all born again.

[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
    Am
I'm sick of hearing about that Guy,
    F                         C      C
His magic kingdom in the sky above, above.
   Am
So take that precious cross you wear
    F                               G        G
and give yourself a Linda Blair, my love, my love.
   C          G       Am        Em
If Jesus were me even He would agree:
           F   G      Am      G
you're too Jesusy for me, for me,
    F   G      C        C        C        C
too Jesusy for me.