E                      F#
  I was supposed to be sent away
    D#m                     G#m
But they forgot to come and get me
E                     F#
  I was a functioning alcoholic till nobody
D#m               G#m
Noticed my new aesthetic

E                F#                  D#m
  All of this to say: I hope you're okay
               G#m
But you're the reason
E                      F#
  And no one here's to blame
    D#m                   G#m
But what about your quiet treason?

          E                       F#
And for a fortnight, there we were

Forever running to you
D#m                 G#m
Sometimes ask about the weather
                  E                    F#
Now, you're in my backyard, turned into good neighbours
                 B               G#m
Your wife waters flowers, I wanna kill her

E                     F#
  All my mornings are mondays
            D#m          G#m
Stuck in an endless February
E                    F#
  I took the miracle move-on drug
      D#m              G#m
The effects were temporary

      E              F#
And I love you, it's ruining my life
       D#m            G#m
(And I love you, it's ruining my life)
  E               F#
I touched you for only a fortnight
   D#m                 G#m
(I touched you), but I touched you

          E                       F#
And for a fortnight, there we were

Forever running to you
F#                 G#m
Sometimes ask about the weather
                  E                    F#
Now, you're in my backyard, turned into good neighbours
                 B               G#m
Your wife waters flowers, I wanna kill her

          E                       F#
And for a fortnight, there we were

Together, running to you
D#m                   G#m
Sometimes come and tug my sweater
                   E                  F#
Now, you're at the mailbox, turned into good neighbours
              B                 G#m
My husband is cheating, I wanna kill him


      E              B
And I love you, it's ruining my life
       D#m            G#m
(And I love you, it's ruining my life)
  E               F#
I touched you for only a fortnight
   D#m             G#m
(I touched you), I touched you

      E              B
And I love you, it's ruining my life
       D#m            G#m
(And I love you, it's ruining my life)
  E               F#
I touched you for only a fortnight
   D#m             G#m
(I touched you), I touched you

    E                   F#
I'm calling ya, but you won't pick up
        B                  G#m
‘Nother fortnight lost in America
        E                F#
Move to Florida, buy the car you want
       D#m                      G#m
But it won't start up till you touch, touch, touch me

    E                   F#
I'm calling ya, but you won't pick up
        B                 G#m
‘Nother fortnight lost in America
        E                F#
Move to Florida, buy the car you want
       B                    G#m
But it won't start up till I touch, touch, touch you