C/G   332010
 [intro] 
 C  Csus  C/G  G  x2
[verse]
    C       Em         Am7          C/G   
Has anybody here seen a chick called Dick? 
   F          Am7            D          
He looks real burly but he's really hip.
     G                                            C    Csus  C   Csus 
He's six feet tall and his arms are all brown and hairy.
   C             Em            Am7      
He married Betty Lou back in sixty-five, 
C/G       F         Am7         D   
 When you had to be butch to survive
    G                                                C   Csus   C  Csus     
But lately he's been looking at his wife with mixed emotions.
         Am7                     D7            
You see, he's not a common place closet queen. 
   Am7                               G              
He shouldn't be hidden, he should be seen.
[Refrain]
              F    Am7     D7              G          C    
'Cos when he puts on that dress, he looks like a princess.
[verse]
    C           Em        Am7       C/G
The day he came out of the wardrobe,    
      F       Am7        D     
Betty Lou got quite a surprise.
           G                                               C   Csus  C  Csus
She didn't know whether she should get angry or not bat an eye.
    C               Em            Am7 C/G
She really couldn't call up her mama;    
  F           Am7     D   
Mama would positively die.
           G                                               C    Csus   C  Csus  
Should she go or stay or should she try to get a trial separation?
         Am7                      D             
You see, he's not a faggot as you might suppose.
        Am7                    G                 
He just feels restricted in conventional clothes.
[Refrain]
             F    Am7     D7              G          C    
'Cos when he puts on that dress, he feels like a princess.
[Bridge]
C          G                             C        
He's not a dandy, he's only living out a fantasy. 
C          G                              C           
He's not a pansy, he's only being what he wants to be.
        F           D7      
Now his life is rearranged, 
         C        Em7     Am7     C/G
And he's grateful for the change.    
     F                        G               C   Csus   C   
He's out of the wardrobe, and now he's got no regrets.
[verse]
      C          Em          Am7   C/G    
Betty Lou didn't know what to do at first, 
          F           Am7     D    
But she's learning to cope at last.
                                                                
G                                                                 C   Csus   C
She's got the best of both worlds, and she's really in a state of elation.
    C       Em           Am7         C/G
She says it helps their relationship.    
           F            Am7       D    
She says a change is as good as a rest.
          G                                             C   Csus  C  Csus     
And their friends finally coming 'round to their way of thinking.
Am7                        D7               
She wears the trousers and smokes the pipe. 
    Am7           G                  
And he washes up; she helps him wipe.
[Refrain]
             F    Am7     D7              G          C    
'Cos when he puts on that dress, he looks like a princess.
[outro]
 G                                             C      
He's out of the wardrobe and he's feeling all right. 
 G                                         C         
He's out of the wardrobe and he's feeling satisfied.
         F               D7    
Now it's farewell to the past, 
    C        Em7    Am7   C/G
The secret's out at last.    
     F                        G                 C     
He's out of the wardrobe, and now he's got no regrets.