A                D
I took my sharpest kitchen knife
       A            E
And stuck it in my social life
  A                D
You were in there somewhere too
    A               D
I turned it inside out for you
              Bm
Felt like a tiger shark, God, in a waterpark
               E
And it just ruined the atmosphere


[Chorus]
             A               F#m
And now I never go out on Fridays
     A                  D
I haven't got a reason to
   Bm                    E
I never wanna leave my house no more
          Bm        A          E
There's too many people like you
     A                F#m
I never go out on weekends
     A                        D
I don't like the songs they play
     Bm                   E
I'm never gonna leave my house no more
    Bm              A              E
I won't here the things that they say


[Verse]
     A                D
And now I live with what I've done
     A               E
I raise my glass to everyone
     A               D
I think about my favourite place
  A                        E
With no whole thought for personal space
    A             D
I hide here as a show up horse
     A       E
I miss you everyday of course
        A                 D
They stripped me of my social powers
      A                E
But let me choose my funeral vows


[Chorus]
             A               F#m
And now I never go out on Fridays
     A                  D
I haven't got a reason to
   Bm                    E
I never wanna leave my house no more
          Bm        A          E
There's too many people like you
     A                F#m
I never go out on weekends
     A                        D
I don't like the songs they play
     Bm                   E
I'm never gonna leave my house no more
    Bm              A              E
I won't here the things that they say


Instrumental
C#m F#m D E


[Bridge]

               Bm
With all the food for thought
                                 E
It took an astronaut to help me try and go over you



[Chorus]
             A               F#m
And now I never go out on Fridays
     A                  D
I haven't got a reason to
   Bm                    E
I never wanna leave my house no more
          Bm        A          E
There's too many people like you
     A                F#m
I never go out on weekends
     A                        D
I don't like the songs they play
     Bm                   E
I'm never gonna leave my house no more
    Bm              A              E
I won't here the things that they say



[Outro]
             A         D
They don't know me
             A           E
They don't know me like you
             A           D
They don't know me
              A          E
They don't know me like you