Dm

You're horny as a targ
       Gm         A

Take a tip from a security chief, love
       Dm                  Gm

That phat slut Tasha Yar
     A

She discovered the pleasures of Data
    Dm

He became her sexual pet
   Gm                A

'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
            Dm    Gm                 A            Dm

He's fully functional and anatomically correct
Dm         Gm                A            Dm


Chorus

So if you're a filthy horta, Data's your bestest bet
   Dm                 Gm       A                 Dm

'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
            Dm    Gm                 A            Dm