B   D#m  G#m  E   (2x)

[Verse 1]
B               D#m    G#m                      E
  Walk into the venue,     you slipped me your CD
B                 D#m    G#m                 E
  Asked me if I'd listen,    give you my critique
  B        D#m        G#m     E
I listened to it, but halfway through it
         B          D#m              G#m      E
I had to quit, your band sounds like shit


[Chorus]
B           D#m
So, here we go
          G#m        E
Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest
B              D#m
I should have lied
          G#m        E
Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest


[Verse 2]
B             D#m     G#m                  E
Walk into the bedroom,   you were standing there
B                  D#m                   G#m                   E
  Turned around and smiled at me and said    you just cut your hair
    B      D#m      G#m       E                   B
But then I told you I thought you looked better before
           D#m                           G#m       E
You said, "Hope you like sleeping on the floor"


[Chorus]
B           D#m
So, here we go
          G#m        E
Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest
B              D#m
I should have lied
          G#m        E
Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest
B                  D#m                 G#m                   E
How 'bout from now on you'll write the script, I'll read the lines
B           D#m
So, here we go
          G#m        E
Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest.


[Bridge]
E  B              F#
      And now I'm staring at her napkin
E  B             F#                       E    B
      With seven digits that I can't make out
             F#
She wrote it down in purple lipstick
E           B        F#
  I shoulda never, I shoulda never opened up
E  B           F#
     And maybe it's because I'm Irish
E  B        F#                         E    B
     I just couldn't keep my big mouth shut
           F#
Is that an eight, is that a zero?
E               B         F#
  I should have never, I should have never opened up


[Chorus]
B           D#m
So, here we go
          G#m        E
Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest
B              G#m
I should have lied
          G#m        E
Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest
B                  D#m                 G#m                   E
How 'bout from now on you'll write the script, I'll read the lines
B           D#m
So, here we go
          G#m        E
Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest (I'm just being honest)
B  D#m     G#m
   Whoa-oh-oh
 E
(I'm just being honest)
B  D#m     G#m
   Whoa-oh-oh
 E
(I'm just being honest)