The Hospital Song

F/G       G
[play 4x  ]

F/G
Nobody sends me birthday cards
                     G
Nobody brings me flowers
F/G
I'm just here for operations
                    G
I've been out for hours
C                    F      G
When I come too I'll wet my bed
     C                F       G
`Cos when I get mad I sink so low
  Am7     G7/B
As matron knows
      G               C      
I get off on what you give me, 
  Am
darling
Am/G  G               C       Am
I get off on what you give to me
     Am/G  G               C     
Yeh, I get off on what you give 
   Am
me, darling
Am/G  G               F       C
I get off on what you give to me

C                     F     F/E
And when I go to that seedy ward
  F/D     F/C
Up in the sky
Continúa después del anuncio
F/D       F/C
You'll be waiting
F/D   F/C  F/D    F
With a hypodermic needle
      Eb
And a graph

Ab Bb Ab Bb  Bb7

Ab Bb Ab Bb  Bb7

Ab   Bb    Ab  Bb
Here comes the dark
     Bb7
(I'm grateful for my anaesthetic)
Ab  Bb   Ab  Bb
Out goes the spark
   Bb7
(Delirious and apathetic)
C                   F      G
When I come too I'll wet my bed
    C
And when I get well
     F       G         Am7      
I'll take revenge I'll wreak my 
G7/B
wrath
   G
On all blood donors

And their sisters
                      G7/A
Visiting time and flowers
     G
When sister brings that bedpan round
                         G7/A
I'll piss like April showers
Am Am/G G               C       
I   get off on what you give me, 
 Am
darling
 Am/G G               C       Am
I get off on what you give to me
      Am/G G               C     
Yeh, I get off on what you give 
   Am
me, darling
Am/G  G               F      C
I get off on what you give to me

Am Am/G G               C       
I   get off on what you give me, 
 Am
darling
 Am/G G               C       Am
I get off on what you give to me
      Am/G G               C     
Yeh, I get off on what you give 
   Am
me, darling
Am/G  G               F       C
I get off on what you give to me
           C7
And when I go
            F               Ebmaj7
I'll die of plaster casting love