INTRO 
 
 
 
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Big Dick Dan was a hell of a man, 
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He could jerk off and fill a garbage can. 
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He was a one percenter, he was mean and cruel, 
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He could fart in the gas tank and run top fuel. 
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They called him Big Dick Dan,  Big Dick Dan,  Big Dick Dan, 
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All the school girl tramps'll tell ya he's a hell of a man. 
 
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INSTRUMENTAL 
 
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Danny's shootin pool on a Saturday night, 
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Up walked a stranger like he wanted to fight. 
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He must of said something big Dan didnt like, 
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He dragged him outside and beat him with his own pipe. 
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They called him Big Dick Dan,  Big Dick Dan,  Big Dick Dan, 
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All the school girl tramps'll tell ya he's a hell of a man. 
 
 
 
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When Danny loved a woman he could touch her heart, 
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And he could eat pussy like a hungry shark. 
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Grab yourself by the toes, baby open up wide, 
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This ain't a little sportster, it's a superglide. 
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They called him Big Dick Dan,  Big Dick Dan,  Big Dick Dan, 
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All the school girl tramps'll tell ya he's a hell of a man. 
 
 
 
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Well Danny met a woman they call Sally Snatch, 
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The school girl tramps are sayin' Danny met his match. 
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He must of died in pleasure, I know he died in sin, 
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She sucked his big dick till his head caved in. 
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They called him Big Dick Dan,  Big Dick Dan,  Big Dick Dan, 
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All the school girl tramps'll tell ya he's a hell of a man.