Doey the Doughman
He's a friendly ball of clay
He is soft like dough and says: Hello
Won't you come with me to play?

Doey the Doughman
He is fast and big and round
If you're out of luck, then sure enough
He'll smush you to the ground

Doey the Doughman
He will guide you on your way
But don't you dare think he won't care
If you start to misbehave

Doey the Doughman
He is tall, gooey and tough
And if you say: Please, go away
He'll swallow you right up

When you need a friend
He is there to give you a hand
And when there's no escape
He is there to mold and shape

Doey the Doughman
Is a gloppy ploppy guy
He'll take your hand and be your friend
As long as you don't die

Doey the Doughman
Yeah, he'll be there night and day
Just don't betray your doughy friend
Or he'll really make you pay

When you need a friend
He is there to give you a hand
And when there's no escape
He is there to mold and shape

Doey the Doughman
He's a friendly ball of clay
He is soft like dough and says: Hello
Won't you come with me to play?