Dengu jugi no aidoru ga otakaku tomatte waratta
"chuchuchuruchuchuchu ranran"
Kobita koe de sakenderu
Bijinesu rapu haraguro jou aku kane ga hoshii ka? sora yaruzo
"chuchuchuruchuchuchu ranran"
Jakunikukyoushoku de ikuze

Mikushitereba ii naka wo miru no wa omae no au sa!

I am ruder!i am ruder! waraitakereba waraeba ii sa
I am ruder!i am ruder! odore [1] no machi wo kari ue garu no sa

Ji kizu suki no maniacker kichi gaiburu na hedi ga deruze
Taido gokujou baka geta joke mekki jikake no sabita men
"chuchuchuruchuchuchu ranran"
Kiduita goro ni wa osoize

I am ruder!i am ruder! waraita keriya shinu made warae
I am ruder!i am ruder! baka de warui ka? ruuru nante nee
I am ruder!i am ruder! itan saikou fuckoff kizensha
I am ruder!i am ruder! ore wa bousou

"japanese ruder" saaaaaaaa!
Ieeeeeeei!

[1] this is written as something pronounced completely different, but i wanted a more singable version.