B          Bsus4             B           Bsus4
Bubble perm, ever since your bubble perm
                 B    Bsus4              B        Bsus4
I've gone ex-directory, just in case you need me.
B           Bsus4             B            Bsus4
Swivel chair, in your leather swivel chair
                  B         Bsus4             B         Bsus4
You can turn your back on me; leave me in the out tray.

          B               E    
She's the main man in the office in the city
        F#                              B
And she treats me like I'm just another lackey
                               E
But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face
       F#                       B
And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.

B        Bsus4                 B      Bsus4
Executive, think you're all executive
                   B           Bsus4        B       Bsus4
But I can still upset you with Millican and Nesbitt.
B     Bsus4               B      Bsus4
Acumen, loads of business acumen
              B          Bsus4              B          Bsus4
But can you remember when you would die for Flintlock?

B        E      F#        B
Mary, oh Mary - quite ordinary
            E           F#           B
Tell me how does your C D Collection grow?
              E           F#          B
With Sade and Whitney, Vandross and T'Pau,
             E F#
Everything's AOR.

          B               E
She's the main man in the office in the city
        F#                              B
And she treats me like I'm just another lackey
                               E
But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face
       F#                       B
And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.

          B               E
She's the main man in the office in the city
    F#                                 B
I remember though when she was reading Jackie
                               E
But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face
       F#                       B
And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.