Old Woman

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I saw an old woman in a wheelchair 
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on the highway yesterday
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I saw an old woman in a wheelchair 
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on the highway yesterday
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And as I asked her to pull over
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To make sure no truck would hit her
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She smiled and mumbled: "okay, 
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whatever you say"
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And I said: "I, I wonder why, I 
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wonder why"

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She said: "Girl you're so naive and
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 you're too young to understand
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I am now chasing my husband Stan
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A pale man in a black suit came to 
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take him
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In trade for a cup of tea
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A pale man came to take him away 
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from me."

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And I said: "I see               
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   (and I really did)
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You go and chase him,     go 
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ahead
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And when you catch him,     will 
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you send him my love
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And tell the pale man to make sure
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To call before he comes           
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 to take me too
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To take me too."

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  I saw an Old woman
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  I saw an Old woman
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  I saw an old woman
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