You’re a solid friend, but you’re a monster when
You have a drink in hand, I’ll never understand
It’s time to turn it in and though I'm so proud of you
I guess we’re calling it a day

For better or for worse, it’s a curse

You’re boring now, I can’t lie
How I wish it didn’t have to be this way
Because you’re boring now, now you’re dry
You were pretty bad before but now it’s worse 'cause we’re all snoring now

And now it’s cups of tea instead of Hennessy
You think you’re being nice with all your good advice
Don’t patronize me, please
I'm really happy for you
My name is Lily and I'm fine

Way back in the day, the things you’d say, they’re gone

You’re boring now, I can’t lie
How I wish it didn’t have to be this way
Because you’re boring now, now you’re dry
You were pretty bad before but now it’s worse 'cause we’re all snoring now

Way back in the day, the things you’d say, they’re gone

You’re boring now, I can’t lie
How I wish it didn’t have to be this way
Because you’re boring now, now you’re dry
You were pretty bad before but now it’s worse 'cause we’re all snoring
Now, I can’t lie
How I wish it didn’t have to be this way
Because you’re boring now, now you’re dry
You were pretty bad before but now it’s worse 'cause we’re all snoring now