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Okay, folks, we've got a new face joining us
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 Why don't you go ahead and share a little bit about yourself?

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Hi, my name's Oli and I'm an addict (hi, Oli)
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  I'm here 'cause I'm not quite all there
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 'Cause what used to be my idea of a laugh is
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Now just me checking my pulse in my underwear

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Thinking I should drop dead, eat shit, go to hell
    C#m                 A
I could jump headfirst out the window
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Dark thoughts keep on filling up in my mind, oh
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Kinda wanna get fucked, make love to a chainsaw
  C#m            A
Wrap my drop-top round a lamppost
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Not sure I'll be coming back down this time

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Hello, Oli, you fucking knobhead (yeah)
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  Did you think you had us fooled? (Oh, oh)
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And, baby, I know that I told you I was out of the woods
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But I still left a key under the mat for the wolves

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So maybe I should drop dead, eat shit, go to hell
   C#m             A
I could jump headfirst out the window
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Dark thoughts keep on filling up in my mind, wow
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Kinda wanna get fucked, make love to a chainsaw
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Wrap my drop-top round a lamppost
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Not sure I'll be coming back down this time
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Fuck it

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            Got out on good behaviour
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I'm sorry, kid, but I can't be your saviour
F#5
I don't know what you expected

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So maybe I should drop dead, eat shit, go to hell
    C#m                 A
I could jump headfirst out the window
 E                     G#               C#m     A
Dark thoughts keep on filling up in my mind, oh
             E                G#
Kinda wanna get fucked, make love to a chainsaw
  C#m            A
Wrap my drop-top round a lamppost
   E             G#                    C#m    A
Not sure I'll be coming back down this time (time)
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'Cause I'm fucking losing it, get a grip, ignore all the signs
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The voices in my head keep telling me I'm fine
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Out of luck, what the fuck? What am I gonna do?
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Where did it go wrong?


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