G                    C
I snuck out of bed, on Christmas night
    G                  C
And what I saw, nearly scarred me for life
G     Em        Am7   D7 G
Santa Claus was going to town

G                       C
I could see him, but he couldn’t see me
           G                          C
But he was banging my mom beneath the Christmas tree
G     Em        Am7   D7 G
Santa Claus was going to town

         G                       C
Have you been a good girl, Santa Claus said
G                               C
Mom was down on her knees, just nodding her head
G     Em        Am7   D7 G
Santa Claus was going to town

G7                   C
I promised something special
G7                      C
that’s what I heard him say
A7                     D
If your a bad girl for Santa tonight
        A7                    D
I’ll be good to you Christmas Day

   G                    C
He might be old, and he might be fat
    G                          C
But mom shouldn’t knock back a _____ like that.
      G     Em        Am7   D7 G
Cause Santa Claus was going to town

    G                         C
Mom brung him a beer, then he stopped for a while
        G                            C
Then he spun her around and done the puppy dog style
G     Em        Am7   D7 G
Santa Claus was going to town

       G                         C
Then I heard him say, your pearl neckless is coming
       G                                    C
Then I thought to myself, your a lucky girl mom
G     Em        Am7   D7 G
Santa Claus was going to town

(This is the part I need help with...Please shout it out if you think of something)

      G7              C
Can’t wait too see on Christmas Day
     G7               C
What Santa brings for mom.
        A7                    D
Cause I heard him promise her anything at all
             A7                      D
If she would take it..... ....Up the bum

Stop...write that down....let try that all together now, I think we got it!!!

G7              C
Can’t wait too see on Christmas Day
     G7               C
What Santa brings for mom.
        A7                    D
Cause I heard him promise her anything at all
             A7                      D
If she would take it..... ....Up the bum


  G                           C
I wonder what dad is going to have to say
        G                    C
When he see moms presents on Christmas Day

G     Em        Am7     G     Em        Am7     G     Em        Am7   D7 G
Santa Claus was coming, Santa Claus was coming, Santa Claus was going to town