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        Cm                      Eb
You're probably thinking to yourself
  Bb                       F
"Ninja sex party, you're awesome!"
        Cm
We know
Eb                     Bb  F
   But thank you anyway

       Cm                    Eb
You're having trouble deciding
   Bb                    F
Which one of us to have sex with
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That's natural
Eb                        Bb  F
   But nice of you to say

      Cm                  Eb
Well maybe I can help you out
          Bb                       F
Clear up all of your confusing doubts
          Cm
Do you want sex with a ninja
Eb                     Bb  F
Or sex with a guy like me

     Cm                         Eb
The choice should be so obvious (Dan)
       Bb                      F
And although he is mysterious (Brian)
       Cm                    Eb                   Bb
Don't you want a man who's tall who's name is Dan
           F
And is jewish

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   One other thing

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Everyone in the band has an STD
            C  Fm
Except for me
                   Eb
By the process of elimination
                Db
You can make determinations
                  C        Fm
On who just that might be

It's Brian
Eb
Brian has an std

I'm sorry