Am    F    G     E 

[Verse] (Steady strum, with accents)
  Am                    E
Today was my birthday party
        F            C 
It was so moving I cried
  C/B    Am           E
I had a super happy good time
       F                                Bm E
Until most of my best friends died (Oh God!)

     Am            E
So I ran into the bedroom
                   F                C  
Where there were still some folks alive
   C/B    Am         E
We had pajama jammy pillow fight
      F                      Bm E 
But tragically no one survived 


[Chorus]
Dm  C   G
           Hey there Ninja Brian!
C    C/B F
           We're awesome together
Dm   C   G
           You know that I'm not lyin'
C    C/B F
           We're best friends forever!

Dm   C   G
           But if you wouldn't mind there's
C    C/B F
         One thing I'd like to request
Dm   C   G
    It'd sure be great if you could please stop
C    C/B  F
   Murdering all of my other friends

[Post Chorus]
F                      G   F           G
   That's a dick move, bro. Dick move.

[Verse]
     Am              E 
This morning at the dog park
         F                    C
I met a cool new bunch of guys
C/B        Am            E
Now we're hanging out together
           F                         Bm E
And everything GODDAME T NINJA BRIAN

  Am                  E
A few deaths I could look past
          F                   C
At three hundred I was concerned
    Am                     E
But fifty thouand murders later
                  F                  Bm  E
I'm starting to think you'll never learn

[Chorus]
Dm   C   G
           Hey there Ninja Brian!
C    C/B F
           Just always remember
Dm   C   G
           Through the good times and the homicides
C    C/B F
           We're best friends forever!

Dm   C   G
           I think that I can solve the problem
C    C/B F
           Meet your new friend Ninja Jim
Dm   C   G
           I know you guys'll get along great
C    C/B F
           Except for the fact you just murdered him

[Transiton Half Chorus]
Dm        C          G                   C  C/B        F
  Really, Ninja Brian? During the chorus? I can't stay mad at you!

[Reprise Chorus W/ Solo]
Dm C G        C     C/B F
Our jams will reign supreme
   Dm      C         G
As long as you don't stab me
           C    C/B F
We'll be a legendary team

[Post Chorus/Outro]
F                             G
   Ninja Brian, what are you doing? What is that? 
         F                               G
Is that a knife? Oh, it's a knife. I can tell by the way it's stabbing me.
Am
  Good talk, buddy.