Cm                       Eb
You're probably thinking to yourself
Bb                       F
"Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!"
   Cm          Eb
We know
                    Bb            F
But thank you anyway
Cm                    Eb      
You're having trouble deciding
Bb                      F
Which one of us to have sex with
                Cm          Eb
That's natural
                     Bb           F
But nice of you to say
     Cm                   Eb
Well maybe I can help you out
         Bb                    F
Clear up all of your confusing doubts
       Cm                 
Do you want sex with a ninja
Eb                     Bb       F
Or sex with a guy like me
    Cm                           Eb
The choice should be so obvious (Dan)
    Bb                         F
And although he is mysterious (Brian)
Cm                         Eb                      Bb
Don't you want a man who's tall who's name is Dan
       F
And is Jewish


Cm Eb Bb F x2

Fm Eb Db 
C
One other thing...
Fm               Eb            Db
Everyone in the band has an STD
           C
Except for me
Fm                   Eb
By the process of elimination
                 Db
You can make determinations
                       C
On who just that might be
          Fm
It's Brian
    Eb
Brian has an STD