A#  F  Am Dm  A#  F  Am  D#

[Verse]
A#           F        Am     Dm
You've been counting all the days off
A#       F    Am     D#
Of your calendar for weeks now
A#         F        Am  Dm
You can't wait for Saturday 'cause
A#          F             Am  D#
That's the night that it all goes down
A#       F       Am        Dm
From 7:45 to 7:48 PM in particular
D#                       A#/F               C      Csus4 C     
Cause that is when I'll give you what you need

[Chorus]
F                 D#                        A#
Three minutes of ecstasy several nights a month
                 F#
You just tell me baby if that is too much
F                D#
When my stuff is in your stuff
                   A#
Our souls become entwined
        F#
For 180 seconds
                      A#
My sex has blown your mind

[Instrumental]
A#  F  Am Dm  A#  F  Am  D#

[Verse]
Go ahead and call all your girlfriends
And give them the details of how it went down
I know you can't wait, to brag to all of them
About how I took your ass to Wangtown
I'll get my captain's hat, put on my floaties
And we'll set for sexy seas, for at least...

[Chorus]
Three minutes of ecstasy
Any more and this house would burn
That's why I don't last longer
Your safety is my main concern
If you haven't finished
Well baby that's just fine
You know that I'm here for you
Oh shit, look at the time

[Instrumental]
A#  F  Am Dm  A#  F  Am  D#

[Verse]
F
1 one thousand, 2 one thousand
G#
3 one thousand, 4 one thousand
C#
5 one thousand, 6 one thousand
D#/A#
7 one thousand, 8 one thousand
F
9 one thousand, 10 one thousand
G#
11 one thousand, 12 one thousand
C#
13 one thousand, 14 one thousand
D#/A#
15 one thousand, 16 one thousand
F                               G#                                      C#
(Maybe it's starting to sink in, just how long three minutes really is. Let's skip to the end...
                D#/A#
179 one thousand, 180 one thousand HU-AAAH!!!
GAH!)

[Chorus] (x2)
Three minutes of ecstasy
Several nights a month
But not more than four times a month
That would be ridiculous
I'm sure I left you happy
But in case that's not enough
Here's a copy of my headshot
And a drawing of my nuts
A drawing of my nuts 
A drawing of my nuts...