"Holiday Greetings 1988"

Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic.
Remember, if you have one or two of those traditional blueberry daiquiris
this holiday season, please, let somebody else drive

Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic,
urging you to remember the true meaning of the Christmas season,
and also to buy as many copies of my new album as you possibly can!
Ah-HAHAHAHA! AH-HA! Heh

This is "Weird Al" Yankovic!
Go ahead, go ahead!
Have a Merry Christmas, see if I care