Fsus4   F       Fsus4   F
Fsus4   F       Fsus4   F

[Verse 1]
  F N.C.                       F7 N.C.          Bb N.C.                   G7 N.C.
I used to think my life was so empty, I used to think life was passin' me by,
            F          Dm7   G    C           F    Eb Bb
Well, I was just about ready   to curl up and die.
         F N.C.          F7 N.C.        Bb N.C.    G7 N.C.
But then one day I got a visit from the cable company,
           F         A7     Dm7              G7     F         C      F
Well, they hooked me up and plugged me right in and now I got cable TV.
                       Dm                  F              C                    Eb
And now I get to watch the stock report in Korean, midget wrestling on channel three,
            Dm                          F                  Eb                    Bb
It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em, yeah, but that's all right with me.

[Chorus]
      Bb7    F         Dm         F         C7
I got cable TV (Cable TV), Cable TV (Cable TV)!
    Dm           C           Bb
Oh, eighty-three channels of ecstasy,
  Eb      Bb     F          Eb      Bb     F
I love my cable TV, yeah, I love my cable TV.

[Verse 2]
          F N.C.                 F7 N.C.               Bb N.C.        G7 N.C.
I got the Siamese Faith Healer's Network, the news and weather from Peru,
        F       Dm7         G          C       F    Eb Bb
I got celebrity hockey, the Racketball Channel too.
     F N.C.              F7 N.C.    Bb N.C.         G7 N.C.
Bugs Bunny direct from Atlanta, Mr. Wizard is on at five,
        F         A7          Dm7         G7            F       C         F
I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car, so I can watch MTV while I drive.
                  Dm              F                      C                  Eb
I'm talkin' 'bout    real quality programs, the kind you just can't get for free.
      Dm                    F                       Eb                     Bb
Now I never wanna leave my apartment 'cause there's just so much for me to see.

[Chorus]
      Bb7    F         Dm         F         C7
On my cable TV (Cable TV), Cable TV (Cable TV).
         Dm          C            Bb
Well, if you need to find me, you know where I'll be,
Eb          Bb     F        Eb          Bb     F
Watchin' my cable TV, yeah, watchin' my cable TV.
         Eb      Bb     F          Eb      Bb     F
'Cause I love my cable TV, yeah, I love my cable TV.

[Sax Solo]
Dm   F    C    Eb
Dm   F    C    Eb

[Bridge]
C7                                                      Eb                      Bb
   My friends are gettin' kinda worried, they think I'm turning into some kinda freak.
        F                           Eb                Bb                      C
Oh, but they're just jealous 'cause I've seen Porky's twenty-seven times this week.

[Chorus 3]
             F         Dm         F         C7
On my cable TV (Cable TV), Cable TV (Cable TV).
          Dm       C                 Bb
Yeah, the greatest thing that's ever happened to me,
  Eb      Bb     F          Eb      Bb     F
I love my cable TV, yeah, I love my cable TV.
        Eb          Bb     F          Eb      Bb     F
Well, I got to have cable TV, yeah, I need my cable TV.

[Outro]
        Eb      Bb      F              Eb          Bb     F
Well, I love, I love my cable TV (TV), got to have cable TV (TV).
        Eb             Bb     F                   Eb              Bb     F
Well, I got to have my cable TV, yeah (TV), can't live without my cable TV.
              Eb               Bb     F            Eb             Bb     F
Well, I said, got to have some cable TV (TV), I've got to have my cable TV.
Eb     Bb     F             Eb          Bb     F
I said cable TV, yeah (TV), got to have cable TV.