D                          A
Well Billie Joe's Mom, she's the queen of all the acrobats,
                             D
She can do the tricks that give the kids the shits,
                                    A
She can shoot green peas from her hairy frontal orafice,
                                             D Dsus2
Do a double backflip and catch them on her t*ts!


N.C       D                                  A                     
She's a great big son-of-a-b*tch, she's the twice the size of me!
                                     D
Got hair on her ar*e the like the branches of a tree,
          D      D      D     D
She can shoot, fight, fart, f*ck,
 A   
fly a plane and drive a truck,
  A                            D       
She's the kinda girl I wanna marry!