E                       Esus4
Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park
              E               Esus4     E
Shaves in the dark, trying to save pa - per
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Sleeps in a hole in the road
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Saving up to buy his new clothes
B7
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose
       E        C   B7          E        C   B7
Such a mean old man...   Such a mean old man

[Verse 2]
E                    Esus4
His sister Pam works in a shop
          E             Esus4     E
She never stops she's a go - ge - tter
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Takes him out to look at the Queen
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Only place that he's ever been
B7
Always shouts out something obscene
       E         C   B7   E         C   B7
Such a dirty old man...   Dirty old man