E|E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|-| C Minor Eb Major Bb Major F Major Db Major Ab Major E|-------3--------|---------6-------|-------1--------|--------1--------|-------4---------|------4---------| B|-------4--------|---------8-------|-------3--------|--------1--------|-------5---------|------4---------| G|-------5--------|---------8-------|-------3--------|--------2--------|-------5---------|------5---------| D|-------5--------|---------8-------|-------1--------|--------3--------|-------5---------|------6---------| A|-------3--------|---------6-------|-------1--------|--------3--------|-------4---------|------6---------| E|-------3--------|---------6-------|-------1--------|--------1--------|-------4---------|------4---------| E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| [Intro] Cm Eb Bb F Cm Eb Bb F [Verse 1] Cm Eb You're probably thinking to yourself Bb F It's been ten years, so where and how Cm Eb Is Ninja Sex Party now? Bb F Well, we're still freakin awesome and we're back at your house! Cm Eb Once we came to see Bb F Who you wanted to sleep with, Brian or me Cm Eb Now's your second chance, congrats in advance Bb F We're all grown up and ready for romance [Chorus] Ab Eb Now maybe we can help you out Bb F 'Cause Brian and I are still single somehow Ab We've been on tour Eb F Now we're so fucking mature Brian! Ab Eb The sexual arousening Bb F You richly deserve is what we can bring Ab But before we begin Eb F G Let me tell you where we've be------een [Verse 2] Cm Eb We've had so many adventures Bb F I've made meaningful love to furniture Cm Eb We've been on road trips round the world Bb F I had almost-sex with like a hundred girls Cm Eb FYI, I learned why I cry Bb F There were unicorn wizards and samurai Cm Dick, dick, balls Eb Heed my boner's calls Bb F Some were from the heart, some had no reason at all [Chorus] Ab Eb Now here we are at your door Bb F After laser-filled fights with dinosaurs Ab Got my dragon lance Eb F But I still just want to dance Ab Eb Went to 69 69 Bb F Learned that I was cool as fuck, just on the inside Ab In our party of three Eb F G We're the nut lords of your dre--------ams N.C. Wow N.C. In the ten years since we last saw each other, we've grown so much N.C. As people, as musicians, and also as people N.C. Oh, and since you're probably wondering N.C. Here's a short list I compiled of everybody in the world who does not have a crippling STD Fm Number one, Ninja Brian Oh sorry, wrong list ["Finale"] Db Brian's got an STD Ab Eb Fm Brian's got an STD Db An STD Ab Eb Fm Brian's got an STD Db An STD Db Brian's got an STD Ab Eb Fm Brian's got an STD Db An STD Ab Eb Fm Brian's got an STD Db An STD