[First Part]

A                        
  Her green plastic 
             F#m7
Watering can
                         E    D 
For her fake chinese rubber plant
              A     D     
In the fake plastic earth
 
A                            
  That she bought 
                  F#m7
from a rubber man
                      E    D 
In a town full of rubber plans
        A        D   
To get rid of itself

[Chorus 1]

             Bm7
It wears her out
             A
It wears her out
             Bm7
It wears her out
             A
It wears her out

[Second Part]


                            F#m7
She lives with a broken man
                  E    D 
A cracked polystyrene man
           A           D 
Who just crumbles and burns

A                       F#m7
  He used to do surgery
                 E        D 
For girls in the eighties
      A        D 
But gravity always wins

[Chorus 2]

                 Bm7
And it wears him out
             A
It wears him out
             Bm7
It wears him out
    A
It wears

[Third Part]

                              F#m7
She looks like the real thing
                      E    D 
She tastes like the real thing
          A      D 
My fake plastic love

A                              F#m7
  But I can't help the feeling
                             E   D 
I could blow through the ceiling
      A             D 
If I just turn and run

[Chorus 2]

                Bm7
And it wears me out
            A
It wears me out
            Bm7
It wears me out
            A
It wears me out

[Outro]

                Bm7
And if I could be who you wanted
            A
If I could be who you wanted
Bm7       A
All the time, all the time

( Bm7  A  Bm7  A )