3   5     5   5   5   -4   4
Her green plastic watering can
3   3   5    5  5    5  -3  4
For her fake Chinese rubber plant
4  4   -6   6 7  4  4
In the fake plastic earth
3    3   5      5    5 5  -4  4
That she bought from a rubber man
3  3 5    5    5  5  -3  4
In a town full of rubber plans
4  -6  6 7 4  4 
To get rid of itself

5  5     4   -4   5  5     3   3
It wears her out, it wears her out
5  5     -5  5 -4 5  5     3   3
It wears her out, it wears her out

3   5     5    5 5  -4  4
She lives with a broken man
3 5       5 5  5 -3   4
A cracked polystyrene man
4   -6   6   7    4   4 
Who just crumbles and burns
3  5    5  5  -5 5 4
He used to do surgery
5   5     -4 5   6 -3 4
For girls in the eighties
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But gravity  always wins

5  5     4   -4   5  5     3   3
It wears him out, it wears him out
5  5     -5  5 -4 4  -5   5
It wears him out, it wears

3   5     5    5   5 -4 4
She looks like the real thing
3   5      5    5   5 -3 4
She tastes like the real thing
4  -6   6 7 4   4 
My fake plastic love
5   5 5     -4   5   6 -5 5
But I can't help the feeling
5       5    -4      5   6 -6 6 -6 6
I could blow through the ceiling
4  -6 6    7    4   4 
If I  just turn and run

3  5     4  -4   5  5     3  3
It wears me out, it wears me out
5  5     -5 5 -4 4  -5 5 -4 4  4
It wears me out, it wears   me out

5  -5 6     7  -5  -5  5  -4 
If I  could be who you wanted
-4 5 -5    7  -5  -5  5  4 
If I could be who you wanted
-3      4 
All the time
-3      4 
All the time