Em9           Em           Em9             Em           D              C           A             B

        [Verse 1]
Em9                                   Em
 I can't read and I can't write down
Em9                                   Em
 I don't know a book from countdown
D                                   C
 I don't care which shadow gets me
A                               B
All I've got is someone's face

        [Verse 2]
Em9                          Em
Money goes to money heaven
Em9                          Em
 Bodies go to body hell
D                                C
 I just sit and catch the chase
A                                         B
Switch the channel, watch the police cars

        [Chorus]
Am       Dm       Em               Am
           I can't read shit anymore
Dm      Em                 Am
 I just sit back and ignore
Dm                              Em                       Am
For I just can't get it right, I just can't get it right
Dm                                Em
I can't read shit, I can't read shit


       [Instrumental Break]

Em9           Em           Em9             Em           D              C           A             B


        [Verse 3]
Em9                           Em
 When you see a famous smile
Em9                                  Em
  No matter where you run your mile
D                              C
To be right in that photograph
A                                B
Andy, where's my fifteen minutes?

        [Chorus]
Am        Dm       Em.               Am
           I can't read shit anymore
Dm      Em                 Am
 I just sit back and ignore
Dm                                   Em                    Am
Oh I just can't semm to get it right,   can't get it right
Dm                                Em
I can't read shit, I can't read shit