Bbm G# Db Eb
Bbm G# Db F#
Bbm G# Db Eb
F# Db G# F

  Bbm               G#
A newborn deer runs through a field
  Db                   Eb
A rainbow shines from heaven
  Bbm                  G#            Db
A child's smile lights up the room
                       F#
As Brian blows a dude

  Bbm                 G#
A star shoots in from outer space
  Db               Eb
A puppy licks its mother
  F#              Db                  G#
A ray of sunlight through the trees
                       F
As Brian licks a sack

Bbm               G#
There would be no sadness
   Db             Eb
If we were super gay
     Bbm           G#
Just unicorns and magic
   Db             F#
If we were super gay

Bbm                G#
We would all be flying
     Db              Eb
On a tasteful pink duvet
           F#       Db
But mostly Brian
                G#     F  
(Woah-oh, woah-oh)

Mostly Brian's gay

Bbm      G#                 Db
Oh, oh, ohhhh (Brian's gay)
            Eb              Bbm
Oh oh ohhhh oh oh ohhh oh ohhh
                 G#          Db              F#
Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck

Bbm                                             G#                                              Db
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, 
                                          Eb
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, BALLS!
Bbm                                             G#                                              Db
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, 
                                          F#
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, Balls! One! Two! Balls!

Bbm                                     G#
Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick
Db                                          Eb
your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls!
             Bbm                              G#
My balls and dick! Dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, oh shit!